Nasi lemak (fragrant coconut rice with gravy) is the only thing available for breakfast that is within a 10-minute walk from my house. My girlfriend nags me about it because she thinks it is not healthy.
---> I'm only trying to get him to be more healthy because I love him and I worry about him. He doesn't take care of himself, so I'm trying to get him to take care of himself.
I like to drive manual cars because then I can control the speed and the performance. My girlfriend nags me about driving safely, even when I'm only going at about 80 km/h. I think the Volkswagon Golf GTI 2.0 would be amazing to drive, and am trying to convince my girlfriend to get one. She, of course, is being a bore about it as she would much prefer an automatic car.
---> Yiiissshhh. Why would I buy a car I won't be able to drive? I can barely remember how to drive a manual car. Besides, it's way too much hassle. I'd rather save my energy for something more important, like shopping.
---> Yiiissshhh. Why would I buy a car I won't be able to drive? I can barely remember how to drive a manual car. Besides, it's way too much hassle. I'd rather save my energy for something more important, like shopping.
I don't like to eat vegetables, and my girlfriend is always going on about how I should eat more healthily. I think she should chill because she stresses too much. She says I need my vitamins, but I've managed to survive so far without daily intakes of vegetables.
---> You need vitamins. Everybody needs vitamins. I stress out a lot because watching you drink Coke after Coke worries me. That much sugar cannot possibly be doing you any good. And before you tell me not to worry, I worry because I LOVE YOU. I want you to enjoy a healthy and long life.
I want to paint my car black because I think black would really suit the design of my car. My girlfriend wants to paint it pink and decorate it with crystals. I can't decide if she's serious or if she's just playing with me. I mean, seriously, a PINK car?!? With CRYSTALS?!? She tried talking me into painting it red. I think that's because she can then "accidentally" mix in some white into the red. As if I'm going to fall for that.
---> Pink rocks. And I was just playing with him. Even I, a devoted pink-a-holic would be embarrased to be driven around in a sparkly pink car. I'm not Barbie.
---> Pink rocks. And I was just playing with him. Even I, a devoted pink-a-holic would be embarrased to be driven around in a sparkly pink car. I'm not Barbie.
Food. Cars. Nagging girlfriend. Food. Cars.
---> I wouldn't nag so much if he would actually LISTEN to me.
---> I wouldn't nag so much if he would actually LISTEN to me.
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