Monday, July 28, 2008

aLLeRGieS + WHaTNoTS...

   There is this couple. The man loves cats. Unfortunately, it seems that the woman is allergic to them. I guess any future plans this couple makes would have to be cat-less plans. Now, this woman does not hate cats, just in case any cat-lovers out there the woman is a heartless, erm, female dog. She likes cats just fine, but from a distance. Hey, it's not her fault she's allergic to them.


   The man and the woman both seem to be allergic to dust too, which leaves the woman with a conundrum - who's going to do the cleaning? Obviously the dust needs to be cleaned, because any trace of dust would just aggravate their sinus problems. But to clean the dust would trigger a major sinus fit. Hmmm... a maid would not be an option as the woman does not believe in having someone else clean her house for her, even if the couple could afford it. So, how do they solve this particular problem?

   The man is also apparently allergic to onions. But the woman loves onions and thinks onions are an essential ingredient in every dish that she cooks. This is not such a major problem though as the woman has managed to deal with it in her own way.

   This couple is going to have loads of fun dealing with these allergies. *grin*

   

Friday, July 25, 2008

H.i.a.T.u.S.

Haven't felt like blogging in quite some time. The reason? My usual reason for everything. Plain L.a.Z.i.N.e.S.S. Have been so lethargic lately. In fact, if I were 'Sleeping Beauty' [as, if! well, the sleeping part is at least true], and my prince came to kiss me and wake me up, I'd probably loudly tell [being too lethargic to actually yell] him to p*ss of and leave me to get back to sleep. Z.z.Z.


My [take your pick of whatever you prefer - boyfriend, partner, man, etc.] actually asked me when I would get back to blogging. It was the kick in the bum that I needed to get off that couch and climb into bed (with the laptop!) to blog. Well, he asked me a little over a week ago and I'm only getting back to it tonight. However, in between those two points in time, I have gone to meet friends and to flea markets, etc. [Flea markets totally R.o.C.K. btw. L.o.V.e. them!]

Can I blame this on the weather? It's too hot to get out of the house, blablabla. And the only cool place to hang out at in the house is of course the sofa. Ahhh... the super-comfy sofa right in front of the T.V. M.u.S.T. resist temptation. 

Anyway, this is just going to be a short one, just to kick start the blogging again. Also, I just might be thinking that I want to Z.z.Z. One small step at a time...