Things I Learned From Cartoons

1. Mutant rat-men are good and never trust a man who wears a silver mask and a purple cape who hangs around with a mutant brain. [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]
2. The best disguise is a suit and glasses. Hey, one man in a suit looks the same as the next one, right? [Superman]
3. Road runners may have the brains, but coyotes are the ones with the money. How else can they afford the endless supply of anvils and dynamite? [Road Runner]
4. Cats, dogs and ducks can all be best friends. [Mickey Mouse, Goofy and Donald Duck]
5. Chipmunks can sing and can socialise with humans perfectly. [Alvin and the Chipmunks]
6. If you are a stubborn teenager who goes against her dad's advice and seeks help from a witch, runs off to be with a boy from a different world, gets your whole society in danger so your father has to intervene, eventually your father will let you have your way. [The Little Mermaid]
7. Inter-class romantic relationships can work. [Aladdin]
8. A one-eyed, three-legged, green-skinned alien can pass off as a female human. Beware. [Lilo and Stitch]