Okay, who did this?!?

I wake up this morning.
I look in the mirror.
And I see...

A panda.

When did that happen?
How did that happen?

A panda with nice hair, but a panda nonetheless.
Big black circles around eyes - check.
Round body - check [minus the fur].

Now all I need is some bamboo shoots.

Then, it's off to China.

Panda signing off, to look for bamboo.